Overheard in the bathroom with daddy...
Dad: Ellie now that you are done, go back into the living room with Mom because Daddy has to go pee.
Ellie: OK Daddy, are you going to pee standing up like Brody?
Dad: Yup, that's how boys pee.
Ellie: Yea you pee from your toe right there (points to dad's crotch)
Dad: Yup from my toe
During dinner time conversation...
Daddy was telling a story about how Cole's cow had its calf, but that it had jumped a gate just before giving birth. Ellie looked straight faced at dad and said "Cows don't jump gates, they jump over the moon daddy"
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